Saturday, February 8, 2020

Francis, Francis, don’t pull down your pants (Dec. 22, 1985)




December 22, 1985

Jimmy asked if I still had a copy of “Francis and the Wolf,” a tape we did just prior to Christmas, 1976 mocking Frank’s life.
We recorded it stoned in a tiny third floor room in a rooming house in Montclair after a drop of finances forced me to move back there.
I told him I still had a copy of “Francis,” a similar, shorter and less vicious tape we recorded the previous Christmas season when I still had the Teac reel to reel, and still lived in “the fancy apartment” on Paulison Avenue in Passaic.
The highlight of this tape was the tracking Jimmy and I did on the title song, “Francis,” in which we made ourselves sound like a choir and included such notable lyrics, “Francis, Francis, please don’t pull down your pants.”
This also included a speeded-up clip from Bob Dylan’s “Positively Fourth Street,” where it said, “You have a lot of nerve to say you are my friend.”
At a tease, Jimmy also included a snip it from the Nova Scotia tape he knew Frank was desperate to have a copy of.
We were all not every happy with each other at that point, at least not happy with Frank, and we had found a creative way to abuse him. But I think Jimmy was a little peeved when Frank found “Francis Francis” amusing and so that next year we went ape shit seeking to really push things too far.
We doubled tracked by using two tape recorders – since I had sold the Teac in order to put a down payment on a new car.
This was to be the ultimate biography of Frank’s life, using sound effect records and all. We even wrote new songs for it, such as Frank’s drinking song, and a song for his funeral, as well as a song called “Rona from Corona (let’s go all the way) mocking his girlfriend, Rona” who to that point we had not yet met.
This was a major effort, a psychological journey through our sub conscious that reflected our feelings about the man at that time.
Rich Gordy after hearing the completed work asked that we never do a tribute of that kind for him – and he was serious.
We hand delivered the tape, too, showing up a week or so before Christmas. A cold spell had set in. We expected him to put it into his tape player and listen, and we anticipated watching his reaction. But he must have sensed something about it and did not listen then and there, but suggested we go someplace – an echo of the magical mystery tours we took when younger, some of which we took on Christmas Eve.
We went south to Toms River to a stretch of beach below the Barnegat Light House – a trip designed to help us remember this particular year as other things on other Christmas Eves had, such as the flat tire Frank’s car had in front of my mother’s apartment on Trenton Avenue one year. Frank came to pick me up and was concern, telling me he couldn’t figure out what the funny noise was coming from the back end of his car.
The following Christmas Eve we also had a flat. This time Jimmy, Garrick, Lewis and me were in the car with him and we all piled out to change the tire, dragging out the needed gear from the trunk only to discover Frank hadn’t bothered fixing the tire from last year and had simply dumped it into the trunk as his spare.
Garrick tossed Frank’s hat up and it landed on the “N” of the Clifton Auto sign and when Jimmy jumped up to retrieve it, he knocked down the “N” along with the hat. For years, whenever anybody mentioned “Clifto” Auto, we all laughed.
The beach was in deep freeze. Our teeth chattered as we made our way nearer the water.
Frank had brought a bag of potato chips which he munched on as he walked next to Jimmy, dropping some of the crumbs which were immediately retrieved by squawking sea gulls.
“Stop that!” Jimmy yelled as the gulls swarmed around his legs. “I’ve already seen this movie.”
This was also on tape although like “Francis and the Wolf” has vanished over time – even though it was Frank’s goal to preserve these special moments for posterity.
Eventually in private, Frank must have listened to “Francis and the Wolf,” but he never acknowledged it. He may have understood the deeper implications of his father’s funeral scene in which Jimmy said, “That was touching, the way Frank threw the bottle in the grave,” although he must have thought Jimmy’s erection song funny, “There are three kinds of erections,” he sang. Perhaps having Frank’s head chopped off at one point and having his body searching for is through most of the tape was a bit too much, although that was the part I liked best, especially when we had the head put on a jet airplane and take off as the body chased it, Jimmy saying in conclusion, “Don’t forget to write.”
Now, all these years later, Jimmy wants to listen to it again, just in time for Christmas.







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