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Just for sport (Sept. 9, 1983)

                                                                



September 9, 1983

Jimmy and I spend too much of a free time figuring out ways to upset Clayton.
It has become something of a hobby with us, seeking new and novel ways to offend him, or shake the foundations of his beliefs.
Clayton is a born clay pigeon, abused in and out of school as a child. His father was a drunk and something of a madman who liked to play mind games on his kids.
Like the game he played the first time I met the man when I went over to the house and Clifton and watched him intentionally vomit in my plate.
I don’t know how much influence Clayton’s mother had on him, but the father apparently was so full of self-pity it tainted Clayton as well.
To say his growing up was traumatic is an understatement.
It left him unable to deal adequately with the physical world, forcing him to rely on other people for assistance.
Then, he got religion, and not some sensible religion the way Ginger did (Buddhism has its merits) but a whacko religion called Scientology that is more cult than faith and relies largely on brainwashing its members. He has risen into the ranks of the faith so that he is considered a leader and has a host of books around him that tell him how to manage people (which the manuals call units). But when he is very stressed, he puts on headphones and listens to propaganda tapes that calm him down by dragging him back into the weird reality – this driving Jimmy craziest, though nearly everything about Clayton, especially his habits.
Clayton is a meticulous man, insisting on taking two long showers daily, and has amazingly precise methods of grooming himself – something that annoys both me and Jimmy, yet we can’t stop watching him with a morbid fascination.
Clayton is full of contradictions. Fanatically religious, he is obsessed with war games and insists on playing the role of the Nazis. He and his friend, Rich, are constantly speculating on the possible ways Germany could have won the war.
From what I gather, Clayton – who is about our age – is a virgin and has never even had a relationship with a woman (or anyone else for that matter).
We don’t pick on him in that way – since any one of the Garley Gang might have ended up like him. Bob almost did.
But we do other things, like move something he put down somewhere and goes crazy looking for, since he puts everything in precise places and expects to find them there.
He gets extremely upset when either of us touches his tapes or looks into his religious control manuals. So, sometimes, we switch tapes. I put a tape of rock music in his player once and thought Clayton was having a fit when he put the headphones on and started to listen. He sputtered so much; Jimmy actually had his hand on the phone to call for an ambulance.
Sometimes, I go into the bathroom just when I know Clayton intends to take a shower and stay there, picturing him fidgeting outside the door in his impatience to use it.
We both play music we know Clayton doesn’t like, forcing him to take refuge in his tapes.
Clayton gets most upset when Jimmy engages in a theological discussion, always asking “You really believe that? I mean, really?”
Eventually Clayton runs back to his tapes, totally shaken.
I don’t know what we’ll do for sport when Clayton moves out – as he has promised to do many, many times. I guess Jimmy and I will have to pick on each other.






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